Michael Jackson accepts an AMA, as Angela Bowfill tries to keep her shit together behind him because he’d just kissed her on the cheek.


Hahahahaha play it cool Angela.

It reminds me of this:

Laws of Attraction


Anything a person chases in life runs away.


The women who have the men climbing the walls for
them aren’t always exceptional. Often, they are the
ones who don’t appear to care that much.


A woman is perceived as offering a mental challenge
to the degree that a man doesn’t feel
he has a 100 percent hold on her.


Sometimes a man deliberately won’t call, just to see how you’ll respond.


If you start out dependent, it turns him off.
But if it is something he can’t have, it becomes more
of a challenge for him to get it.


It is your attitude about yourself that a man will adopt.


Act like a prize and you’ll turn him into a believer.


The biggest variable between a bitch
and a woman who is too nice is fear.
The bitch shows that she’s
not afraid to be without him.


If the choice is between her dignity
and having a relationship, the bitch will
prioritize her dignity above all else.


When a woman doesn’t give in easily and doesn’t
appear docile or submissive, it becomes more
stimulating to obtain her.


Being right on the verge of getting something generates a desire that has to be satisfied.


A man knows which woman will give in to last-minute requests.


Whether you have terms and conditions
indicates whether you have options.
Almost immediately, you present yourself
as a doormat or a dreamgirl.


If you smother him, he’ll go into
defense mode and look for an escape
route to protect his freedom.


Whenever a woman requires too many
things from a man, he’ll resent it.
Let him give what he wants to give freely;
then observe who he is.


A bitch gives a man plenty of space so
he doesn’t fear being trapped in a cage.
Then … he sets out to trap her in his.


If you tell him you are not interested
in jumping into a relationship with both feet,
he will set out to try to change your mind.


Always give the appearance that he has plenty of space. It gets him to drop his guard.


More than anything else, he watches to see if you’ll be too emotionally dependent on him.


He must feel that you choose to be with him,
not that you need to be with him. Only then will
he perceive you as an equal partner.


If a man has to wait before he sleeps
with a woman, he’ll not only perceive
her as more beautiful, he’ll also take
time to appreciate who she is.


Sex and the “spark” are not one and the same.


Before sex, a man isn’t thinking clearly
and a woman is thinking clearly. After sex,
it reverses. The man is thinking clearly
and the woman isn’t.


Every man wants to have sex first; whether he wants
a girlfriend is something he thinks about later. By not
giving him what he wants up front, you become his
girlfriend without him realizing it.


A man intuitively senses whether sexuality
comes from a place of security or from a place of
neediness. He knows when a woman is having
sex to appease him.


Bad habits are easier to form than good ones,
because good habits require conscious effort.
Waiting encourages this effort.


If you pull the sexual plug at the last minute, he’ll label you a tease.


If he makes you feel insecure, let your insecurity be your guide.


A quality guy fantasizes about a woman who genuinely loves sex.


Any time a woman competes with another woman, she demeans herself.


When there is that undeniable “spark,” there is only one key to the lock.


Let him think he’s in control. He’ll automatically start doing things you want done because he’ll always want to look like “a king” in your eyes.


When you cater to his ego in a soft way, he doesn’t try to get power in an aggressive way.


When you appear softer and more feminine,
you appeal to his instinct to protect.
When you appear more aggressive, you
appeal to his instinct to compete.


He’ll let a woman who becomes his doormat
pay for dinner on the first couple of dates,
but he wouldn’t think of it with his dreamgirl


The token power position is for public display, but
the true power position is for private viewing only.
And this is the only one that matters.


If you give him a feeling of power, he’ll want to protect you and he’ll want to give you the world.


When a woman acts as though she’s capable of everything, she gets stuck doing everything.


Men don’t respond to words. They respond to no contact.


Talking about the “relationship” too much
takes away the element of the “unknown”
and thus the mystery.


Men respect women who communicate
in a succinct way, because it’s the language
men use to talk to one another.


When you are always HAPPY;
And he is always free to GO;
He feels LUCKY


If you allow your rhythm to be interrupted,
you’ll create a void. Then, to replace what
you give up, you’ll start to expect and
need more from your partner.


Most women are starving to receive something from a man that they need to give to themselves.


A woman looks more secure in a man’s eyes
when he can’t pull her away from her life,
because she is content with her life.


The second a woman works overtime to
make herself fit his criteria, she has lowered the
standard of that relationship.


You jump through hoops any time you
repeatedly make it very obvious you’re
giving your “all.”


You have to keep from being sucked down into
quicksand. Unless you maintain control over
yourself, the relationship is doomed.


Jumping through hoops often has a
negative outcome: He sees it as an opportunity
to have his cake and eat it, too.
But when you stay just outside his reach,
he’ll stay on his best behavior.


The nice girl gives away too much of herself
when pleasing him regularly becomes more
important than pleasing herself.


The relationship may not be right for you
if you find yourself jumping through hoops.
When something is right, it will feel
easier and much more effortless.


When you nag, he tunes you out.
But when you speak with your actions,
he pays attention.


When a man takes a woman for granted, he still looks for reassurance that she is still “right there.”


When the routine becomes predictable, he’s more
likely to give you the same type of love he had
for his mother—and the odds that he will
take you for granted increase.


Negative attention is still attention.
It lets a man know that he has you—
right where he wants you


When you treat him casually as though
he’s a friend, he’ll come your way.
Because he wants things to be romantic,
but he also wants to be the pursuer.


A little distance combined with the
appearance of self-control makes him
nervous that he may be losing you.


A man takes a woman for granted
when he’s interested, but will no
longer go out of his way.


When you nag, you become the problem,
and he deals with it by tuning you out.
But when you don’t nag,
he deals with the problem.


If you take his chores away from him
and praise someone else for doing it,
he’ll want his chores back


When you nag, he sees weakness.


He perceives an emotional woman as more of a pushover.


In the same way that familiarity breeds contempt, a slightly aloof demeanor can often renew his respect.


He’ll forget what he has in you … unless you remind him.


Many women talk a lot out of nervousness—
which is something that men will often
perceive as insecurity.


Talking about feelings to a man will
feel like work. When he’s with a woman,
he wants it to feel like fun.


Forcing him to talk about feelings all the
time will not only make you seem needy,
it will eventually make him lose respect.
And when he loses respect, he’ll pay
even less attention to your feelings.


In the beginning, the only thing you need
to pay attention to is whether he keeps coming
around, because he’ll only be able to suspend or hide
his emotions for so long.


Men treat women the way they treat other men.
They “play it cool” because they don’t want to
appear weak or desperate.


The element of surprise both inside and
outside of the bedroom is important to men,
and it adds to the excitement.


Don’t always do the same thing over and over
in the bedroom. Vary it so that it doesn’t
become a predictable routine.


Most men tend to disrespect a woman who appears to be too malleable.


Don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself
or speak your mind. It will not only earn his
respect, in some cases it will even turn him on.


Men often automatically assume that a bitchier
woman will be more assertive in bed, and
that a nice girl will be more timid.


When a man falls in love, suddenly he’ll
go out of his way and think nothing of it.
He’ll do things for this woman he wouldn’t
have done for anyone else.


He’ll never respect you as being able to
hold your own unless you can stand on
your own two feet financially.


You have to show that you won’t accept mistreatment. Then you will keep his respect.


Your pink slip is maintained when you can stand on your own—with him or without him. He should never feel that you are completely at his mercy.


When a man views a woman as a “little girl”
or a sister he has to take care of, the
passion diminishes. He doesn’t want to
make love to his sister.


The ability to choose how you want to live,
and the ability to choose how you want to be
treated are the two things that give you more
power than any material object ever will.


In a relationship of any kind, if one person
feels the other person isn’t bringing anything
to the table, he or she will begin
to disrespect that person.


Financial neediness is no different than
emotional neediness; in both instances,
he can still get the feeling that he has a
100 percent hold on you.


Regardless of how pretty a woman is,
looks alone will not sustain his respect.
Appearance may pull him in, but it is your
independence that will keep him turned on.


When a man is very consumed with not
being taken advantage of, this is a sign
that he’s “on the take.”


People will show you they have self-respect
simply by virtue of the fact that they want to
carry their own weight.


The more independent you are of him, the more interested he will be.


If you make it too obvious that you’re excited
to get something, some people will be tempted
to dangle a carrot in front of your face.


When you alter the routine, your not being

there is what will make him come around.

Men don’t respond to words. What they
respond to is no contact.


Don’t give a reward for bad behavior.


He simply won’t respect a woman who
automatically goes into overdrive
to please him.


If he doesn’t give you a time, you don’t have a date.


Often the best way to adjust or fix the problem
is by not letting him know it’s being fixed.
When you alter your availability or
change a predictable routine, it will
mentally pull him back in.


Once you start laughing, you start healing.


You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face.


A man feels he’s won, or conquered a woman,
when she eats out of the palm of his hand.
At which point, he begins to get bored.


The tension that arises with a slightly
bitchy woman gives a subtle feeling
of danger to a man. He feels slightly
unsure because she is never in
the palm of his hand.


A “yes” woman who gives too much sends
the impression that she believes in the man
more than she believes in herself.
Men view this as weakness not kindness.


Be an independent thinker at all times,
and ignore anyone who attempts to define
you in a limiting way.


Truly powerful people don’t explain why
they want respect. They simply don’t engage
someone who doesn’t give it to them.


The most attractive quality of all is dignity.


Caracas, Venezuela Sept 2013
photographed by Nick Farrell

The queen


Caracas, Venezuela Sept 2013

photographed by Nick Farrell

The queen

He’s just not that into you

Pride, ego, hubris—it’s the reason Achilles fell during the battle of Troy, Anderson Silva no longer has a UFC belt, and why some refuse to play the dating game, choosing instead to let their “boss” swag pull someone in. Pride is also the main reason girls refuse to get the clear hint that they’re seen as just pussy when dealing with those men they really want to be with. It’s early into summer yet the top emails I get besides when does the book come out (August) has been the, “I met a friend, he says he doesn’t want a relationship, but what does that really mean because we still kick it?” inquiries. I’ve talked a lot about Players and how they gas women up, but I’ve never really touched on the other side of being played—Playing yourself. You have to count your value in pesos if you allow a man to keep fucking you after he’s told you you’re not good enough to be his girl. I’m a firm believer in confidence, which is knowing you’re the shit without feeling a need to tell someone, not pride which is proclaiming you’re the shit, yet having to tell and show everyone reasons why because no one is convinced naturally. Pride is a weak and selfish emotion and to quote Marsellus from Pulp Fiction, “Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.” A lot of women walk around full of pride because they have basic things, do basic shit, and attract basic ******. The moment a woman full of herself meets a man that she deems on or above her level, it represents the ultimate achievement, and that pride swells to a new height. Like Spider Silva dancing in the Octagon this prideful woman feels untouchable, she doesn’t have to follow the rules of COMMON SENSE, so she drops her guard because no man can hurt her— but in the end she does get hurt. It’s not the man who did it to her; it’s the prideful woman who did it to herself by believing her own hype.

Why would anyone want to play a pretty woman? Why would a man hit and quit the greatest girl on earth? Because your hype wagon lured him in, but failed to convince him that you were indeed special. Those men see you just like every other chick walking around here with weave, ass, and red bottoms—indistinguis hable. Any average woman can attain a sense a pride from buying something or looking like someone, but it takes a special woman to achieve total confidence from being who she is. These women out here crying over Ray Ray not texting back or furious that some on again off again dude disappeared and came back wifed up, they are sick to their stomach because their pride can’t handle the hard truth. He doesn’t want you because nothing about you is impressive on a deep level.

Men Don’t Play Hard To Get
Men do not seduce or play hard to get, they say or do shit that they think a woman wants to hear in order to get immediate results. Women on the other hand, love the art of seduction and misdirection. Maybe it’s the shyness factor that makes girls pretend like they didn’t come over to fuck then end up fucking or say they’re cool just “talking” when they really want a boyfriend. Remember, the vast majority of men do not play those games. If a dude tells you that he doesn’t want to be in a relationship, it’s not a test, it’s not flirting, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t ever want to be in a relationship. It means exactly what it sounds like, he doesn’t want to be in one with you! You can bribe him with all the pussy in the world, bully him, or simply hang around and wait—but that doesn’t change the fact that he doesn’t want you. Why doesn’t he want you? There are a dozens of variables dependent on your personality juxtaposed with his personality that I’ve written about before, but the result is the same—bitch you didn’t wow me, therefore I don’t need you. Pride tells you that a man looking you up and down, grinding on you on the dance floor, buying you a drink, or texting you soon after he gets the number, means that he’s in love. Ego Check—Men fall in love with the thought of any beautiful woman. Most of the time that woman who he pushes up on happens to be the closest one that fits the bill. I call this superficial infatuation “Image Boning”; his desire for you is based on dick stimulation not intellectual stimulation.

Put a conservative twitter avatar up one week, then change it to a provocative one the next week—that amount of male solicitation will increase. It has nothing to do with you being different, you changed a picture not your bio. It’s dick stimulation that takes you from being some random girl he follows on twitter to being the girl whose Avi he has to look at up close every time you pop up on the timeline like #HeyBoo. It doesn’t matter how your face looks, if you step out with your Mt. Meagan Goods showing, he’s going to be on you. Nothing to do with how cool you are– it’s Image Boning. It doesn’t matter how you wear your hair, if you switch out with that Erykah Badu ass poking, he’s going to walk after you. Nothing to do with how smart you are– it’s Image Boning. All women understand and know this on a certain level, but for the desperate ones it gives them pride to know that they can always resort to whoring their image in order to attain the most basic form of attention. That pride is false confidence because now you think that in order to get the same amount of guys who hit you online to give you that undivided attention offline, you have to attention whore and thirst trap in that same manner. You will attract someone you like, but the question then becomes what will make you special once you open your mouth? Are you just someone he wants to Image Bone or are you someone who can mentally stimulate him enough to want to be with you once your tits are covered and legs are closed? 80% of these relationships you ladies are jumping into are based on Image Boning, so you can’t cry foul when a man tells you he’ll pass in favor of a better image or strings you along to keep boning your image for free. You can attract any simple man with glitter, but you need to be authentic gold if you expect a great one to lay claim.

Seen Better Vs Meet Better
There is always someone who looks better than the next person in certain respects. Jay-Z knows that his beach is better, but you would be a fool if you think he stopped sneaking looks at other women the moment he got serious with King Bey. Mature men understand that new works of art pop up every day, and even if we don’t want to take them home, we can’t help but smile at the thought. You hear immature ****** say dumb shit like, “If I could put her face on her body, that’s wifey!” That won’t solve anything, because there will always be a new face they would want to put on a new body a year from now, it never ends. What that means for females is that you can buy all the tight fitting leggings in the world and get your boobs done, but it doesn’t matter. A man will always have seen better or will see better. A woman filled with confidence knows that her true attractiveness has nothing to do with basic shit like pushing titties up or sewing in hair from Pakimalashastan. With or without those highlights, great women KNOW they are great. A woman who clings on to, “Check my shoe game, tell me I’m not bad” is trying to compensate, she needs bullshit to pump herself up because her self-esteem isn’t good enough. All men will see better, but to be the one who he talks to and realizes, “I’m never going to meet better,” is checkmate. Of course your image is important, ****** can’t beat off to how accurate you answer questions during the Double Jeopardy round, but the other part of the package is what separates you from the rest. Conversation, personality, wit, intelligence—you ain’t got these cus they don’t sell them at the mall!

melysa-fordThose of you out here running after these assholes aren’t in love with the man, you’re in love with that approval. You want someone you see as sexy to co-sign that you too are sexy as well. Let an ugly guy tell you you’re beautiful, you’d shake that shit off like a roach crawled on you. You don’t want his compliments, not because they’re fake, because it doesn’t boost your weak self-esteem the same way a Chris Brown saying it would. Stop being just another one of these rats running on the wheel trying to chase a prize that you think will complete you. He’s handsome, he’s an athlete, he’s rich, he’s Kryptonian, those men will eat you up, spit you out, and ignore your texts because you haven’t shown him that you are anything new beneath the sun. In the end you have to drop all the bravado and ask yourself who you really are, not what you do, what you wear, where you’ve been, or who you know—who the fuck are you as an individual, and why would any man of substance want to be around you after his dick goes soft?

Wanting His Approval
Let me bring it back to the practical application. You have a friend who you’re in lust with, you want to be with him, but he doesn’t want to be in a relationship. Go ahead and fuck him. Go ahead and blow up his phone. Go ahead and curse him out when he ignores your calls or disappears for a few days. Is he hurting your feelings or are you hurting your own feelings? This man told you straight up, “I’m not ready for that” aka “I don’t want you” bka “I’ve seen better and met better, bitch you ain’t special.” Feel that sting, baby girl? That’s pride fucking with you! Pride demands that you get his approval, because pride feeds on insecurity! If you were a confident Spartan, you would have chucked the deuce the moment this dude said, “Not ready for–”. A confident woman doesn’t have time to tap dance for some lame nigga while reciting the alphabet backwards. Extra bitches have to do extra things, because they don’t believe they can attract a man on personality alone. Don’t play that Chase-A-Dick game, the moment you do you prove to him that your entire “bad bitch alert” swagger was bogus, and you’ll be treated to a diet of penis and “I’ve just been so busy, sexy,” excuses before he moves on to the next female he wants to Image Bone. “Well, he still hits me up randomly, and that’s confusing…” because he wants to fuck you, just like every straight man wants to fuck every girl in a nice package. There is no confusion, it’s your box not your brain, so stop letting your pride swap out FUCK and put in LOVE. Go ahead and convince yourself that after a certain amount of blow jobs and back shots you’ll make him see you in a different light. Your pussy is bomb, your head game is vicious, your body is better than Nicki’s– but you haven’t even impressed him enough to fuck you in a made bed! Sit yo ass down with all of those trumped up self-compliments, and work on building real self-esteem. A confident woman knows that giving a man a shot of her personality is more powerful than a shot of her vagina. If he dates her for a few weeks and is still talking that, “I’m not ready” bullshit, it may disappoint her, but it doesn’t break her—she understands that her greatness was wasted on his ignorance, and the universe has something better in store. Stop playing yourself by running after men who don’t want you. You cannot lower yourself in order to make a man think higher of you, all that does is prove that he was right– you’re just like every other thirsty ass girl he’s ran through.

Dating only those men who approach you or refusing to date because you think men are all players, those are excuses that tells me you are too prideful to find love in the REAL WORLD where not every man will be swept away by your greatness. I get it, no one wants to be looked over in favor of someone else, but you can’t take your ball and go home. Stop hiding behind your ego, grow some balls, and live your life knowing you’re a Queen regardless if a man puts a tiara on your head or not. It blows my mind that so many girls are afraid to start a random conversation with a man because they fear looking thirsty, yet they will stalk the hell out of a guy who tells her straight up, “You’re just my homie… who I cum in”. Tell me which is more desperate? Right now there are females crying– We had sex, now he’s been acting distant. We went out on a date, but he hasn’t called since. I’ve told him how I feel, but nothing has changed. He says I’m girlfriend material but… Is it really that hard to accept that you haven’t impressed a person? Is this nigga who’s saying you’re not good enough able to piss laser beams? If not he’s a fucking human, and if you’re able to get to this place called Earth, you can find more just like him. But Y’all don’t want to hear that truth. You all want the secret that will make a man who doesn’t want you, suddenly want you, so here it is: Learn how to take a bowling ball and shove it through a mail slot. It won’t work the first few weeks but use all your force and energy to wear it down and eventually you will break that shit open, and there you are—you did it. What was the fucking point of having a bowling ball go through a mail slot in the first place? Um, what’s the fucking point of handcuffing a man who thinks you’re wack? Your pride demands that you show people that you are good enough to make anything work even if it overrides the common sense that making it work is destructive, foolish, and won’t benefit a damn soul. So keep at the bowling ball experiment and let me know how long it takes you to figure out it’s stupid.



lmao it happens #LionKing

lmao it happens #LionKing

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#cats #lazy #funny